Pet of the Week: Suzie

Posted August 8, 2016 at 5:15 am by

Thanks to Jan Murphy at the Animal Shelter for this message…

Susie - Contributed Photo

Susie – Contributed Photo

Look. It’s really very simple. I just require a higher thread count for my sheets than most ordinary cats. Would a monogram be too much to ask for? My name is Suzie. I’m thinking the monogram can be an elegant, but understated “S”. I’m pretty sure we can work out a living arrangement where I will be Queen and you will be…..”not Queen”. Come meet me at the animal shelter. I’m certain I could learn to tolerate you. Bergdorf’s has nice sheets – try them.

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