Pet of the Week

Posted April 19, 2016 at 6:16 pm by

Hazel is this week's Pet of the Week - Contributed photo

Hazel is this week’s Pet of the Week – Contributed photo

So, here’s what happened. I used my one phone call to call my attorney in Bellevue. Turns out he’s in Tahiti vacationing with his third wife.

Now I’m in a bit of a bind here at the animal shelter and the warden refuses to believe me when I tell her I was framed. I’m completely innocent! Come to think of it, I can’t remember ever doing anything wrong. You believe me, don’t you?

My name is Hazel and as you can see, I’m a beauty. If you can come down here and bail me out, I’ll pay you back with love and affection forever! Don’t leave me here too long – I’m thinking about getting a tattoo…

Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor
111 Shelter Road
(360) 378-2158

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