General Randomness
Posted January 9, 2014 at 5:22 am by Tim Dustrude
I’ll bet you didn’t know he was a General did you? Well, anyway…
- Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery
- A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded
- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
- Sea captains don’t like crew cuts
- A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
- Without geometry, life is pointless
- When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red
- When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I
- Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
- Incongruous: Where bills are passed
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