Pet of the Week
Posted November 7, 2016 at 5:41 am by Tim Dustrude
Autumn is this week’s Pet of the Week – Contributed photo
Hello there. I’m Autumn and I’ve decided to throw my hat into the ring, as they say.
That’s right – I’m running for President of the United States. I’m asking for your vote. Write me in! My platform? Well, my platform is simple: “No Ticks, No Fleas, No Government Sleeze”. Furthermore, if I’m elected, every day of the week will be designated as “Massage your Cat Day” and Fridays will be “Catnip and Hawaiian Shirt Day”!
On the off chance I’m not elected, I will still be here at the animal shelter waiting for my new forever home. It’s ok if your house isn’t white. I’m not that picky. Vote for Autumn! I’m Autumn, and I approve this message.
Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor
111 Shelter Road
(360) 378-2158
You can support the San Juan Update by doing business with our loyal advertisers, and by making a one-time contribution or a recurring donation.
Categories: Animals
No comments yet. Be the first!
By submitting a comment you grant the San Juan Update a perpetual license to reproduce your words and name/web site in attribution. Inappropriate, irrelevant and contentious comments may not be published at an admin's discretion. Your email is used for verification purposes only, it will never be shared.