Pet of the Week
Posted February 13, 2017 at 5:43 am by Tim Dustrude
Molly is this week’s Pet of the Week – Contributed photo
I’m concerned about you. Yes, you.
To be frank, you look like you could use some excitement in your life. That, my friend, is where I come in. My name is Molly, and I’m a professional Life Coach and Party Planner.
I’d like to help you with your winter doldrums by introducing you to Cuddle Therapy. I’d also like to share some Cat-Treat Party ideas with you.
I think you’ll find that what I have to offer will do wonders for your outlook on life, clear up your skin problems and make you more attractive to the opposite sex. Come on, let’s get to work getting your life back on track!
Call me – I’ve got an office at the animal shelter.
Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor
111 Shelter Road
(360) 378-2158
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Categories: Animals
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The inimitable Jan Murphy, artist, auteur and author of the marvel that is Pet of the Week is BAAAACK!
I love this column! It should be a movie or Netflix series.
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