Pet of the Week
Posted October 30, 2017 at 5:46 am by Tim Dustrude
What’s that you say? You’re looking for a tall, leggy brunette for long walks on the beach and quiet nights by the fire? Well, look no further!
I am Selena and I believe I may be just what you’ve been waiting for. I love long walks almost as much as I like cuddling on the sofa! I am a perfect lady with lovely manners and I have been told I’m quite “easy on the eye”.
In the interest of full disclosure, you should know I like to drink out of the toilet. I sincerely hope that’s not a deal-breaker.
We should meet and get to know each other. Call me. I’m currently living at the animal shelter until a better housing situation becomes available.
Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor
111 Shelter Road
(360) 378-2158
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