Pet of the Week
Posted October 15, 2018 at 5:43 am by Tim Dustrude
- Name: Farrah
- Status: Single. Haven’t found my soulmate. Yet.
- Sign: Aries. Virgo rising.
- Likes: Hip Hop, Chinese food, BBC World Radio, belly rubs, chardonnay
- Dislikes: Plastic wine glasses, opinions that differ from mine, Tibetan throat singing, beady eyes
- What Intrigues Me: Dogs eating peanut butter, flatulence, I Love Lucy re-runs
- Favorite Movie: The Swamp Thing (Paul Blart, Mall Cop is a close 2nd)
- Dream Vacation: 7 days, luxury accommodations – at the Lisbon annual Sardine Festival
- Hopes and Dreams: To be chosen as someone’s girl.
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