Pet of the Week: Tiramisu

Posted October 10, 2021 at 5:35 am by

Eye of newt, wing of bat,
this is one cool, crazy, Cal­i­co cat.

From dusk till dawn she’ll spell­bound you
and tell you tele­path­i­cal­ly what it is you should do.

No handsy hands, no fast feet,
but if you con­jure them up, she will take some tasty treats.

Cat nor kid does she want to greet.
Make your motions flu­id and smooth, your voice soft and sweet,
and she’ll be the best feline you ever did meet.

Lap sits, fore­head rubs, and hon­eyed words is the best she can do,
it is what it is, let her come to you.
Fol­low these strange steps true and through,
you could be the one to change her hiss to a coo.

  • Age: 11 years
  • Sex: Female
  • Breed: Tor­tie

Appli­ca­tion: https://www.apsfh.com/adoption-program/feline-application/

ABOUT

  • Ori­gin: Orcas Island
  • Weight: 9 lbs
  • Per­son­al­i­ty:  Mys­te­ri­ous, Super­sti­tious, Talk­a­tive Grem­lin, Mesmerizing
  • Ener­gy Lev­el: Medium-Low 
  • Likes: Wand play, Curs­ing Cats, High Perch­es, Sil­ver-Tongued Talks, Sto­ry Telling
  • Dis­likes: Kids, Cat­nip Con­coc­tions, Cute Curi­ous Cats

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