Pet of the Week
So, here’s what happened. I used my one phone call to call my attorney in Bellevue. Turns out he’s in Tahiti vacationing with his third wife.
Now I’m in a bit of a bind here at the animal shelter and the warden refuses to believe me when I tell her I was framed. I’m completely innocent! Come to think of it, I can’t remember ever doing anything wrong. You believe me, don’t you?
My name is Hazel and as you can see, I’m a beauty. If you can come down here and bail me out, I’ll pay you back with love and affection forever! Don’t leave me here too long – I’m thinking about getting a tattoo…
Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor
111 Shelter Road