Pet of the Week
Posted May 30, 2016 at 9:52 am by Update Staff
Patches is this week’s Pet of the Week – Contributed Photo
My name is Patches, and I’m here to speak on behalf of fluffy cats everywhere.
There is a common misconception that fluffy cats, like myself, are fat. Or Tubby, obese, husky, rotund, beefy, stout, roly-poly, portly, plump, corpulent, yes – and even jelly-bellied. I’ve heard them all. What people fail to recognize is that fluffy cats like me are merely endowed with more gorgeous, silky fur than those less-fortunate, sub-standard cats who are born with short, or even medium fur.
Now that I have explained that to you, I’m hoping you’ll find time to come meet me at the animal shelter. I’m a gorgeous Maine Coon, weighing in at over 17 pounds. Naturally, most of that is fur.
Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor
111 Shelter Road
(360) 378-2158
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