Pet of the Week
Look, I’ll be honest with you. My therapist has suggested I set goals. Mine are as follows:
- Complete world domination.
- My own home with a devoted and caring owner before the end of the month. (A fireplace would be nice.)
I thought I’d start small and work up to something bigger as time permits. Someday I’d like to own the complete Liza Minnelli box set on vinyl, but I’m in no hurry.
My name is Irene and I’m a delightful companion as long as I’m the only cat in the house. I think that’s reasonable, don’t you?
Now sit still so I can hypnotize you with my eyes…
Animal Protection Society of Friday Harbor
111 Shelter Road